Sunday, May 4, 2008
Round 3
If Marty Biron is as much better as he looks right now than Ryan Miller, the Sabres are looking dumb.
I don't think that will matter though. For some reason, I just didn't compute that the Penguins have so many guys that can score. And they are scary good. It's a kind of tradition with them that they don't play very defensively, so if they get some d-men who can hang and a stellar goaltending performance, they are deadly.
Flyers vs. Penguins (Flyers vs. Poison)
Penguins in 6.
The Flyers have impressed me, they really have. They rebuilt very quickly into a new model for the team, instead of trying to perpetuate Bob Clarke's attempt to resurrect the Broad Street Bullies. I just don't think they can overcome all of Pittsburgh's scoring, their equally good netminding and ... the ESPN magic of Crosby fellation.
Still Pittsburgh is definitely the glam band of the NHL. Still power chords and perms are tougher than the Flyers NKOTB sparkle.
Detroit vs. Dallas
Detroit in 4
We can call this the Western Conference Final, or the Who Wants To Be The Team That Made Sid Famous. Dallas has beaten two teams that didn't give a shit, and Detroit has beat two teams that were for real. Though I still think there is some room for passion to trump Detroit's Borg-like menace, Dallas is even more Borg-like, and without Jeri Ryan's tits. (Is it weird that we can thank her Star Trek jumpsuit for President Obama?*)
Either way, something tells me everyone in the NHL is starting to grease up for a hard, fast and explosive circle jerk to Sidney Crosby. They need a Wayne.
* - Jeri Ryan's hot alien borg tits amply revealed in their convex glory turned Jack Ryan's crank up so much that he was trying to get her to do weird alien sex shit, which came out in their divorce, which kicked up enough of a scandal to let Obama win by like 200 percent or something and the rest is American History X.
I don't think that will matter though. For some reason, I just didn't compute that the Penguins have so many guys that can score. And they are scary good. It's a kind of tradition with them that they don't play very defensively, so if they get some d-men who can hang and a stellar goaltending performance, they are deadly.
Flyers vs. Penguins (Flyers vs. Poison)
Penguins in 6.
The Flyers have impressed me, they really have. They rebuilt very quickly into a new model for the team, instead of trying to perpetuate Bob Clarke's attempt to resurrect the Broad Street Bullies. I just don't think they can overcome all of Pittsburgh's scoring, their equally good netminding and ... the ESPN magic of Crosby fellation.
Still Pittsburgh is definitely the glam band of the NHL. Still power chords and perms are tougher than the Flyers NKOTB sparkle.
Detroit vs. Dallas
Detroit in 4
We can call this the Western Conference Final, or the Who Wants To Be The Team That Made Sid Famous. Dallas has beaten two teams that didn't give a shit, and Detroit has beat two teams that were for real. Though I still think there is some room for passion to trump Detroit's Borg-like menace, Dallas is even more Borg-like, and without Jeri Ryan's tits. (Is it weird that we can thank her Star Trek jumpsuit for President Obama?*)
Either way, something tells me everyone in the NHL is starting to grease up for a hard, fast and explosive circle jerk to Sidney Crosby. They need a Wayne.
* - Jeri Ryan's hot alien borg tits amply revealed in their convex glory turned Jack Ryan's crank up so much that he was trying to get her to do weird alien sex shit, which came out in their divorce, which kicked up enough of a scandal to let Obama win by like 200 percent or something and the rest is American History X.
// posted by Rick @ 5:07 PM 
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